Zombies!!

Zombies are all the rage these days. Vampires are so last year. With Halloween and all, I've decided to post my favorite zombie story:

Mat 27:50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost [modern "Christians" believe in ghosts, whereas the scripture here is referring to his breath].
Mat 27:51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain [you could either rent the left half or the right for about thirty shekels per week] from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent [3 shekels per month - such a deal! But they charge for delivery];
Mat 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, [Zombies!!!]
Mat 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many. [Happy Halloween, Jerusalem!!]

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